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Saturday 11 October 2014

Enter the Daily Mirror poll.

UKIP's five weirdest policies according to the Mirror.

And you’ll be pleased that they have a poll at the end. Below is a screenshot of the results so far.

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Do go and vote. You know it makes sense.

PS. I know it’s cheating but if you delete cookies in your browser you can vote more than once. After all, if the nu-puritans can rig the dice why can’t the ordinary people do the same? Fair’s fair.

Thursday 9 October 2014

Tea anyone?

Yesterday my eldest daughter asked Mrs FE and myself if we would mind looking after her kids for the afternoon.

When we asked why, she replied that she was going out to tea with some friends.

Where I wondered?

the ritz2

Have a guess?

Tuesday 7 October 2014

That scary fairy.

 

teeth

What about that fat old man that climbs down the chimney and sneaks into your bedroom………….? What could he do with that stocking?

Saturday 4 October 2014

Saturday silliness

I GAVE YOU JUST ONE JOB... ONE BLOODY JOB!!!

Outside line?

box1

Checkmate.

street

Corny old one.

corn

I know their is a data protection act, but…..

dentist

Arse about face

girlposter

Something about those planning regulations?

treeplanter

Oh go fork yourself

forks

Handy

cross

Superbat

batman

Speaks for itself

line

Very pointed

arrow1

The kids can see you coming

door1

Just for foreign cyclists

barrier

??????????????????

stop

I’m not even going to bother

rail

Carpet cleaner?

cooler

Doh!

fanta

Just to ensure you have a pile of crap. Or to blame you wife for a wet toilet floor.

toilet1

Wednesday 1 October 2014

Jihadi?

Exclusive Interview with British Foreign Fighter

made me larf.