Jokes about German sausage are the wurst .
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. But he says he can stop any time.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity and I can't put it down.
PMS jokes aren't funny, period.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
H/T to Theo