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Sunday 7 August 2011

Riots spreading

It looks like the rioting is spreading.

A POLICE car has been attacked in Enfield Town amid clashes between rioters and police.

The vehicle in Church Street was pelted with bricks, while police have confirmed that two shops were targeted by gangs of people with hoods and scarves covering their face.

So that’s Tottenham, Wood Green, and now Enfield.

I’m disappointed. Could they not aim higher and decamp to Westminster?

Welsh?

A bloke was driving down a motorway in England with his blonde girlfriend and she piped up, ''I think those people in the car next to us are from Wales .''
''Why do you think that?'' he asked.
''Well, the kids are writing on the window and it says, 'stit ruoy su wohs'.''

Economical Brits

A recent study found that the average Briton walks about 900 miles a
year.


Another study found that Britons drink, on average, 22 gallons of
alcohol a year.


That means that, on average, Britons get about 41 miles to the gallon!


Makes you proud to be British, doesn't it?