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Sunday, 10 October 2010

I’m helping 10:10

Right. This morning I decided to help those folks out with their Global warming malarkey.

Lets see.

  1. Central Heating on and set to 25 deg            Check
  2. Windows open                                               Check
  3. Oven on, and door open                                Check
  4. Fire lit                                                            Check
  5. Car started and left running                           Check
  6. 300w security lights on                                  Check
  7. Immersion heater on and bath left running with plug out                                                                 Check
  8. Shower on                                                      Check
  9. Mower running and left tethered to run in a circle. (Note to self.Remember to top up fuel tank) Check
  10. All lights on                                                     Check


There you are 10:10. Ten items to increase my global warming signature.

What’s that you say? I’m supposed to cut my carbon footprint? Oh dear, I must have misheard you. Ok I’ll leave the TV on standby then, and not watch it. And bye the way, my electricity meter caught fire due to the speed it was turning and the house burnt down. A bit of smoke never harmed anyone.

And the  crash of that airbus 380 can’t be pinned on me for burning oily rags on the open fire. Can it? I admit that the visibility was a bit limited, but really just because the buggers circle over my house before landing at Gatwick can’t be my fault surely.

I’ll get it right next year. (Promise)

*Fingers crossed behind my back*

Well done that Raccoon.

I wrote about Sheila Martin a while back.

She was the lady who was being prosecuted for dropping fag ash on the pavement. Sheila was facing a court fine of £2,500 for non payment of the penalty notice.

Well thanks to the Raccoon and her local paper, Sandwell Council have dropped the case as not being in the public interest.

Latest O2 advert.

Just in time for 10/10/2010

H/T to GOT for the making of that.
And just for more fun.

H/T to the boiling frog.