Naturally there was a great stack of unopened mail waiting for me, one of which was a large imposing brown envelope. Some twat considers me due to be re-vetted for security purposes. The form is 21 pages long and has such wonderful questions such as Q15 which asks the following:
Q. Have you ever been involved in?:
d. Actions intended to overthrow or undermine parliamentary democracy by political, industrial or violent means.
They must be stupid to think that anyone is going to say yes to any of those.
Further more there is a section on where my mother has lived all her life. I'll need a Ouija board for that one, she died three years ago.
This comes from the "Developed Vetting Agency". What were they before, "The undeveloped Vetting Agency"?
Bloody Tossers. Into the shredder it goes.